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Mickey Mouse Tells Viewers That Transgender Surgery Scalpel Is 'A Surprise Tool That Will Help Us Later' 

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https://babylonbee.com/news/mickey-mouse-tells-viewers-that-transgender-surgery-scalpel-is-a-surprise-tool-that-will-help-us-later

Investigators Claim David Used Illegal ‘Ghost’ Sling In Lethal Assault Against Goliath

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https://babylonbee.com/news/rumors-circulate-that-king-david-used-illegal-ghost-sling-in-lethal-assault-against-goliath

Pharisees Delighted By This New 'Wokeness' Thing That Lets Them Constantly Judge And Make Everyone Feel Guilty

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https://babylonbee.com/news/pharisees-delighted-by-this-new-wokeness-thing-that-lets-them-constantly-judge-and-make-everyone-feel-guilty

Trudeau Suffers PTSD Flashback After Driver Politely Honks To Tell Him Light Is Green 

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https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-suffers-ptsd-flashback-after-another-driver-politely-honks-to-tell-him-light-is-green

Republican Response To State Of The Union Will Just Be Replay Of The State Of The Union 

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https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-response-to-state-of-the-union-will-just-be-replay-of-the-state-of-the-union

Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color

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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-to-replace-retiring-quarterback-tom-brady-with-a-woman-of-color