President Trumps Letter To Joe Biden

Just discovered in the Whitehouse, President Trumps letter to Joe Biden

His Excellency

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

President of the Republic of the United States

Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, the most popular president in history, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure, but we know that will not happen as you stop construction of the border wall and reverse the Muslim ban.

This is a unique office, without a clear blueprint for success, so I don’t know that any advice  from me will be particularly helpful. Still, let me offer you my only thought, go fuck yourself!

Melania and I wish you and the very best as you embark on this great adventure, and know that we stand ready to help in any ways which we can.

Good luck and Godspeed,