The Miss Greater Derry beauty pageant was won by a biological man who underwent surgery and became a woman.

After hot, intense sex, a guy and his new girlfriend are resting on the bed. She spent the past hour gently fondling his balls, something she obviously enjoys tremendously and so does he. At some point, he looks at her and asks: "How come you like caressing my balls so much?" "Because... because I miss mine so much..."