Trader Joe's Grand Opening - The Whitehouse, 12pm January 20, 2021, Washington D.C.

It's official Trader Joe's at - The Whitehouse, Washington D.C. is now open. 

Today's Specials

1. Halt construction on Trump’s U.S.-Mexico border wall.  Illegals with COVID Welcome.
2. End the ban on travel from some Muslim-majority countries. Jihads welcome.
3. Rejoin the Paris Climate Accord. Chicken Little Welcome. 
4. Rejoin the the World Health Organization. Here come lockdowns.  
5. Revoke the approval of the Keystone XL oil pipeline. Climate Change Crazies Welcome. 

The new president will sign the orders almost immediately after taking the oath of office at the Capitol, pivoting quickly from his pared-down inauguration ceremony to enacting his agenda, with 15 executive actions which are an attempt to essentially rewind the last four years of federal policies with striking speed. 

“I think the most important thing to say is that tomorrow starts a new day,” said Jeff Zients, Biden’s choice to lead a new White House office that will coordinate the federal government’s revamped response to the pandemic.

Susan Rice, Biden’s incoming domestic policy adviser, said the new president would also revoke the just-issued report of Trump’s “1776 Commission” to promote “patriotic education.”