No Parler has Not been Sold - Rumor "Obama Buys Controlling Interest in Parler"
John Matze co-founder of Parler has confirmed that Parler has not been sold, after the website "Obama Watcher" posted an article entitled "Obama Buys Controlling Interest in Parler". (Article published bellow)
In a Parler Post Matze said: "The ownership structure of Parler is myself, a small group of friends and employees. Additionally, Parler has 2 strategic investors. Dan Boingino & Jeffery Wernick."
"Parler has NOT been sold. These are malicious lies intended to damage and malign the brand of Parler. Anyone claiming otherwise is a hoaxer and most likely acting from malice. This is the length enemies of free speech will go to to try take down the ONLY platform that protects your speech, privacy and data. Parler."
Obama Buys Controlling Interest in Parler
It seems like whenever a good hard-working patriotic America-lover creates something great, someone looking for a quick buck cash-in comes by to ruin it.
Hopefully, that won’t be the story of emerging social media platform Parler, an alternative to Facebook and Twitter intended to give voice to those censored and humiliated by the two liberal-biased juggernauts.
The future nonetheless looks bleak bow that former President Barack Obama has stepped in and gobbled up controlling interest in the company.
Since the 2020 election and the increased delerium affecting Trump supporters who apparently can’t get over the fact that the United States overwhelmingly doesn’t want a demented moron representing it, Parler has grown rapidly, reportedly handling over a million users, each dumber and more racist than the last.
Former CEO of Google Plus, Joe Barron, has spoken to and advised Obama about avenues of change to make the platform profitable.
“What President Obama plans to do is institute a system where posts are measured not only by popularity, but by sheer ridiculous schizophrenia. For instance, a post by Rudy Guliani contending that he’s found records of mermaids voting would be boosted to hundreds of even stupider users, affecting their handicapped mental process in real life.
“Users who sign up as Biden supporters or who can solve a simple math problem will be authorized to make bets on when the trumpers will be either arrested or institutionalized against their will by a family member. Obama will take a 2% fee on all winnings, which we believe will increase revenue over 500%. We’re basically betting on stupid. And with trumpers and ‘stop the steal’ bumbledicks, that’s a pretty safe bet.”
The takeover and changes are expected to begin next week when Obama attends the first shareholder’s meeting.
It sounds like conservatives who want to blabber to each other about conspiracy theories and nonsense about “election fraud” better just stick to crayons on construction paper.
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