I'm back.
Wow, so much fuss over me letting my nuts cool off during the #olympic opening ceremony.
Don't get your knickers in a knot, it was just a hole in my tights that tricked you into thinking a rogue #testicle was on show. I would like to thank everyone who inspected my jewels, to all of you who took a peek there is a little homosexual in you. Hit me up if you would like to see the real deal.
If you haven’t put a sunflower in your bio yet, I’m just going to assume that you’re a fascist who wants me dead 🌻
The transgender movement in the #Ukraine could teach us all something about humanity, the Ukrainian soldiers are amazing they all ware masks to protect the pregnant Ukrainian men of color even on the front lines and they appointed Sara, who at the time was a American, pro-Russian, transgender, as the spokesperson of territorial defense.
After getting his balls amputated, Sara Ashton-Cirillo is now proud of the vocal support shown by LGBTQ groups in Ukraine, such as Gender Stream, Kyiv Pride and Ukraine Pride, this battle for the country’s liberation is not about tolerance or acceptance for any one group but freedom and liberty for all Ukrainians, with a hatred for anything Russian.
I laugh whenever I see talk of a "Civil War!"
Most Americans didn't even have the courage to walk past the "FACE MASK REQUIRED" signs at the grocery store.
We simply do not value freedom like I once thought.
Most Americans have #Nocox
Aliens arrive on Earth. Delegations from different countries and religious leaders gather and ask the aliens about their lives. And then the Pope gets his turn:
- Do you know about our Savior and Lord God, Jesus Christ?
- Ah, Jesus," the alien replies.
- Of course we know him. He visits us every year to make sure we're okay.
- Every year?! We've been waiting 2,000 years for his second coming! -surprised, the Pope exclaims.
- The alien sees the priest getting angry and tries to calm him down:
- Well, maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours.....
- Chocolate? What does that have to do with anything?!
- When he first visited our planet, we gave him a huge box of chocolates. It's our tradition now.
- What is your tradition with Jesus?
White people like to “venture out” into nature because it reminds them of the days they were colonizers. When they enter the woods, they imagine that they are conquistadors about to “discover” and oppress a tribe of indigenous folx. That’s why I stopped traveling. I stay home
To be even more inclusive, I am no longer identifying as just myself. I now identify as all of you as well. My new pronouns are we/us.
