I'm back.

Wow, so much fuss over me letting my nuts cool off during the #olympic opening ceremony.

Don't get your knickers in a knot, it was just a hole in my tights that tricked you into thinking a rogue #testicle was on show. I would like to thank everyone who inspected my jewels, to all of you who took a peek there is a little homosexual in you. Hit me up if you would like to see the real deal.