Aliens arrive on Earth. Delegations from different countries and religious leaders gather and ask the aliens about their lives. And then the Pope gets his turn:

• Do you know about our Savior and Lord God, Jesus Christ?
• Ah, Jesus," the alien replies.
• Of course we know him. He visits us every year to make sure we're okay.
• Every year?! We've been waiting 2,000 years for his second coming! -surprised, the Pope exclaims.
• The alien sees the priest getting angry and tries to calm him down: 
• Well, maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours.....
• Chocolate? What does that have to do with anything?!
• When he first visited our planet, we gave him a huge box of chocolates. It's our tradition now.
• What is your tradition with Jesus?