Let me be the first to congratulate my friend and disciple on the purchase of his new home, fit for a king. No one has done more for my version of democracy at the expense of his citizens than the great Volodymyr Zelenskyy. It's been a long time since I have see this caliber of acting on a global stage, I am so proud that this man has been rewarded so handsomely for sacrificing so many to satisfy my fixation with Russia.