It's one of my April fools jokes. The judge likely thinks he has jurisdiction over El Salvador, just like he thinks he has jurisdiction over the president.
April Fools, always fools, Mike Walz and Tim Walz, it is har to believe these two dunces are not related to each other.
District Judge James Boasberg orders El Salvador to release members of Tren de Aragua deported by President Trump. Says no one is above his authority. Tue, April 1, 2025.
BREAKING NEWS: Starlink has contracted with the CDC to enforce the WHO's - Global Pandemic Treaty, Starlink will track the movement of mRNA vaccinated individuals to enforce vaccination compliance during the next pandemic.
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This comes as US and Lithuanian forces continued to drain a swampy area in Lithuania to recover four American Army soldiers who went missing on 26 March. The soldiers' armored vehicle was discovered submerged in 15 feet of water. The soldiers were on a mission to recover another Army vehicle during unit training.
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·It's one of my April fools jokes. A libtard did a fact check on it...
The image claims that Starlink, a satellite internet constellation operated by SpaceX, has contracted with the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) to enforce the WHO’s (World Health Organization) “Global Pandemic Treaty.” It further states that Starlink will track the movement of mRNA-vaccinated individuals to enforce vaccination compliance during the “next pandemic” using “location tracking via adaptive array” and monitoring travel. Let’s break this down and analyze the validity of these claims.
Analysis of the Concept
1 Starlink’s Purpose and Capabilities:
◦ Starlink is a satellite internet service designed to provide high-speed internet access globally, particularly in remote and underserved areas. It uses a constellation of low Earth orbit (LEO) satellites to transmit internet signals.
◦ While Starlink can provide location data for devices connected to its network (similar to how any internet service provider can track IP addresses or GPS data), the idea of it being used to specifically track “mRNA-vaccinated individuals” is highly speculative and not aligned with its primary function.
◦ There is no evidence that Starlink has the capability to detect biological markers (like mRNA vaccines in a person’s body) through its satellite technology. Tracking individuals in this manner would require a completely different type of technology, such as RFID chips or other implanted devices, which are not part of Starlink’s infrastructure.
2 mRNA Vaccines and Tracking:
◦ mRNA vaccines, such as those developed for COVID-19 by Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna, work by instructing cells to produce a protein that triggers an immune response. They do not contain tracking devices, microchips, or any mechanism that could be detected by satellites.
◦ The idea that mRNA vaccines emit radio frequencies or signals that can be picked up by satellites like Starlink is a common conspiracy theory that has been debunked by scientists and health organizations. Vaccines are biological agents, not electronic devices.
3 Global Pandemic Treaty:
◦ The WHO has been working on a “Pandemic Treaty” (formally known as the WHO Pandemic Agreement) to improve global cooperation in preventing and responding to pandemics. However, this treaty is still in the negotiation phase as of my last update in early 2023, and its details are not finalized.
◦ There is no evidence that this treaty includes provisions for tracking vaccinated individuals via satellite technology, nor is there any mention of Starlink or SpaceX being involved in such efforts.
4 Starlink and CDC/WHO Collaboration:
◦ There is no credible evidence or official announcement from Starlink, SpaceX, the CDC, or the WHO indicating a partnership to track vaccinated individuals. Starlink has been involved in providing internet access for disaster response and remote areas, but not for public health surveillance of this nature.
◦ The CDC and WHO do engage in public health monitoring, but their methods typically involve data collection through healthcare systems, contact tracing apps, or voluntary reporting—not satellite-based tracking of individuals’ biological status.
5 Technical Feasibility:
◦ The image mentions “location tracking via adaptive array.” An adaptive array typically refers to a type of antenna system used in telecommunications to improve signal quality by focusing on specific directions. While Starlink uses phased-array antennas to communicate with satellites, this technology is for providing internet connectivity, not for tracking biological signals or vaccine status.
◦ Monitoring travel during a pandemic is a real public health measure (e.g., through apps or border controls), but tying this to mRNA vaccines and Starlink’s satellite network is not technically feasible with current technology.
Is This Concept Real?
Based on the analysis, this concept is not real. Here’s why it’s likely fake:
1 Lack of Credible Sources:
◦ The image does not cite any verifiable sources, such as official statements from Starlink, the CDC, or the WHO. Claims of this magnitude would require public documentation, press releases, or peer-reviewed studies, none of which exist for this scenario.
◦ A search for “Starlink CDC WHO Global Pandemic Treaty” or similar terms does not yield any credible results supporting this claim. I can offer to search the web or X posts for more information if you’d like, but based on my knowledge, no such partnership exists.
2 Misalignment with Technology:
◦ Starlink’s technology is designed for internet connectivity, not for biological tracking. The idea of tracking mRNA vaccines via satellite is scientifically implausible, as vaccines do not emit signals that can be detected by satellites.
◦ The concept of an “adaptive array” being used to track vaccinated individuals is a misuse of technical terminology, likely intended to sound convincing but lacking scientific grounding.
3 Conspiracy Theory Patterns:
◦ The claim fits into a broader pattern of conspiracy theories that emerged during the COVID-19 pandemic, particularly around mRNA vaccines. These theories often allege that vaccines contain microchips or tracking devices, a notion that has been repeatedly debunked by experts, including the CDC and WHO.
◦ The image’s sensational language (“BREAKING NEWS,” “enforce vaccination compliance”) and lack of evidence are common tactics used in misinformation campaigns to provoke fear and mistrust.
4 Visual Design:
◦ The image appears to be a graphic designed to look alarming, with dramatic visuals (a Starlink satellite, a cluster of yellow dots resembling a signal, and silhouettes of people with syringes). This style is often used in misinformation to grab attention and lend a sense of legitimacy, but it lacks the hallmarks of an official announcement (e.g., logos of the CDC or WHO, a date, or a source link).
Sources of Starlink’s Connection to Pandemic Preparedness
There is no direct, credible connection between Starlink and pandemic preparedness in the context of tracking vaccinated individuals. However, Starlink has been involved in broader efforts that could indirectly support public health:
• Disaster Response: Starlink has provided internet access in disaster-stricken areas, such as during hurricanes or earthquakes, which can aid in coordinating public health responses. For example, Starlink was used in Ukraine during the 2022 conflict to maintain communication infrastructure, which could support healthcare logistics.
• Remote Healthcare: Starlink’s ability to provide internet access in remote areas can enable telemedicine, which became crucial during the COVID-19 pandemic for delivering healthcare to isolated communities.
These applications are about connectivity, not tracking or surveillance of vaccinated individuals. Any claim tying Starlink to a specific role in enforcing a “Global Pandemic Treaty” or tracking mRNA vaccines is unfounded.
Conclusion
The concept presented in the image is fake. It relies on scientifically implausible ideas (tracking mRNA vaccines via satellite), lacks credible sources, and aligns with known conspiracy theories about vaccines and surveillance. Starlink’s actual role in pandemic preparedness is limited to providing internet connectivity, which can indirectly support public health efforts but does not involve tracking individuals in the manner described.