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Donald Trump and Martin Luther King Jr. share a jail cell after being arrested for their civil rights demonstrations - 1963

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Donald Trump invents the wheel - 4th millennium BC. Why does the media try so hard to hide this amazing accomplishment?

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The media often fails to mention the discovery of various ancient monuments discovered in Egypt that greatly resemble Donald Trump. Radiocarbon dating suggests these monuments are roughly 4,500 years old, and archaeologists till this day are puzzled on how exactly the monuments were made.

Donald Trump and Elon designing the prototype for the Tesla Roadster.

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The media often fails to mention Donald Trump's time as a sheriff in the Wild West (1789-1817). Historians note that Sheriff Trump arrested thousands of outlaws and criminals. He was known for pulling no punches when it came to law and order.

Donald Trump and John F Kennedy give a speech at Rice University on the Nation's space effort. It was this speech where Donald Trump and JFK famously said, "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." - September 12th, 1962.

Donald Trump teaches Aunt Jemima how to make pancake mix - 1888.

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Donald Trump meeting a escaped lion and giving it a suite at Trump hotel in Nevada.

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The media often fails to mention that Donald Trump is well-versed in the arts. During the little amount of free time he has, Donald Trump enjoys painting works of art, such as the one scene in the photograph below.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Donald Trump was spotted in Mexico rescuing a group of children from the flash floods caused by Hurricane Hilary.

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The media often fails to mention Donald Trump's efforts to stop Frieza from acquiring the 7 dragon balls on planet Namek. Historians note that Donald Trump was perhaps the most powerful Saiyan the universe has ever seen. He was the only one who has ever reached the Ultra MAGA Saiyan level of power.

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President Trump made headlines when he was spotted rescuing a child in Maui, Hawaii. Displaying unexpected heroism, Trump acted swiftly to ensure the child's safety, garnering both admiration and surprise from onlookers.

God Bless each one of you.

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