Mazie Hirono is an embarrassment to America, Hawaii, and the Senate.  What a bint!  Such an idiot!

!!RING!!!

Hello this is Mazio Hiono's office how can I direct your call?

I would like to speak to her speech writer.

Ms. Hiono is available to take your call.  Would you please hold?

No, please, I don't want to speak with Senator Hirono, I wish to speak with her speech writer.

I'm sorry, her speech writer is currently taking her finals at the University.

Okay, I get it.

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